King of the Hill

[simomate]

In this game, each post must be able how too claimed the hill. Please be as interesting/funny as possible

Example:

Me: I threw the guy off the hill and claimed it
hotmama: I summoned a wave of undead too banish Simo from the hill
flamebog: I recovered the sword of light from the lost caves and rid the world of the undead. With them gone I claimed the hill
Me: I grabbed a shotgun and blew flambog's head straight off.

I'll begin:

I walked onto the the hill and claimed it.

[flamebog]

I conjoured Daredric Armor, and became strong enough too boot your a** off the hill. I claim it ^.^

[simomate]

I get bitten by a vampire, don't suck blood for days (makes me stronger but more vulnerable too light) then defeat you and your piece of crap Daedric armor, when the sun fell. Then I create a house, on the hill so I can remain when the sun rises again.

[Milo]

Milo's Highelf holder waits till the sun has risen then enters simo's building and boots him out of the house. Now that Simo is exposed too direct sunlight he burns up and dies.

Then the Highelf rests Milo on the table, and the tin claims the hill.

[hotmama]

I enter the house and stab the high elf in the heart. Then I grab some milk and make a cup of milo, until the tin is empty. Then I chuck the can out of the building and claim the hill.

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